“Every voice that told you, ‘you can’t', is silenced. Every reason, that tells you things will never change, disappears. And the person you were before this moment, that person’s turn is over. Now it’s your turn.”

Hi I'm Melissa! I'm 18 and from Massachusetts:) As you can probably tell from my post I am a diehard swifty! I'd love to talk to any of you so my inbox is always open :*
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stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES

neonblogfreak:

pop-lock-and-dropthepj:

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

gumiappendsweet:

my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

humor-us:

bow-ties-and-a-deer-stalker:

cocokat:

personababy:

span-kun:

imnotquiteaswell:

phazondragon:

crystalsoulslayer:

slytherinmychamber:

hotel-denouement:

moral-highground:

yougotredonyou:

nicklex:

hannahisdead:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

 

THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

SCREAMS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES

NERD JOKE!

ahahahahahaha

lndoors:

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spiritualinspiration:

Ten Daily Reminders

1. Show gratitude daily. Look at the world with wide-eyed wonder and appreciate the places where goodness and grace abound. Bundle words of thanks as a gift to those you love. Offer a song of praise in both the easy and hard places. (Colossians 3:17)

2. Be honest. Know your weaknesses and trust God to bridge the gaps. Recognize your gifts and talents, not your own ability. Be eager to receive in love when truth is spoken to you. Wrap the feedback you give in tenderness. (Colossians 3:9-10)

3. Take responsibility. Look in the mirror, not out of the window when things go wrong. Be quick to apologize and seek forgiveness. Own what do and do well what you own. (2 Peter 1:10)

4. Choose contentment. Focus on where you are right now and be anxious for nothing. Carry the burden for those that have less and celebrate those that have more. Accept that the season you are in as exactly where God wants you to be. (Philippians 4:6-7)

5. Affirm others. Share the good you see in others that they may not be able to see in themselves. Value people and let them know they matter to you. Create new possibilities and always believe the best. (Philippians 1:3,27)

6. Move in quiet confidence. Embrace the mercy and grace allotted for you each day, and then give them both away. Know there’s not a mistake you can make that God hasn’t already covered. Remember that same grace covers your neighbor, too.(Isaiah 43:2)

7. Be forgiving. Forgive offenses as soon as they happen. Expect nothing and give everything, no matter how much the world thinks you’ve been wronged. Strive to understand before you’re understood. (Colossians 3:13)

8. Live to serve. Be quick to help, even when it’s not convenient. Offer your best to improve someone’s ideas or situation and ‘gift’ him or her the credit for it. Make following first be the way you lead. Do everything you do all for Him. (Colossians 3:23,24)

9. Be teachable. Keep your heart wide open. Admit what you don’t know and allow people to pour into your life. Let all you learn bless and be a blessing to others. (Jeremiah 33:3)

10. Extend kindness. Approach each day with gentleness and generousity. Find unexpected ways to surprise and bring delight. Give in secret what only you can give. (Romans 12:10,11,13)

doraxsunshine:

“He’s your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes. Congratulations, Caroline.”

klaroline-however-long-it-takes:

SOMONE PLEASE GIF THAT SCENE OF DAMON/STEFAN/LEXI WHERE STEFAN TALKING ABOUT GROOMING HIS HAIR AND MOVING TO AUSTRALIA AND SASSILY SAYS “I DON’T KNOW MOM. AM I?” PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES FINALE

sosja:

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAATTTTTTT

MY BRAIN HONESTLY JUST EXPLODED. 

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

babyferaligator:

how do people in australia not fall off the earth i mean they’re upsidedown